“Very bad idea.  In less time than it took for Watermelon Spitter to scratch his …”

“HEY!”   Wife.


“… armpit, hundreds of the thumpers swarmed Zor and thumped him with their shrooms.  Before any of us had time to help, and not that we would have anyway, because he was really, really tone deaf … and did I mention he liked to sing … well anyway it was over in a few seconds.  Poor Zor Por lay there, dazed and beaten with fossilized mushrooms.  His entire naked body, all of it, from his head to his …”



“… toes, was covered in round mushroom welts.  After that Zor Por the Troubadour was known as the Big Thumper.”


Style: Men's Basic Dark T-Shirt
Comfortable, casual and loose fitting, our heavyweight dark color t-shirt will quickly become one of your favorites. Made from 100% cotton, it wears well on anyone. We’ve double-needle stitched the bottom and sleeve hems for extra durability. Select a design from our marketplace or customize it to make it uniquely yours!

Size & Fit

Model is 6’2” and is wearing a medium
Standard fit
Fits true to size
Fabric & Care

100% cotton (Heathers are a cotton/poly blend)
Tagless label for comfort
Double-needle hemmed sleeves and bottom
Machine wash cold

KPT Men's T