"And to make matters worse, Stinky Stella´s sister, Smelly Sally, went and got that smitten recipe from Ugga and got smitten for me. Gag. She latched on to my left leg and wouldn´t let go. After two days I convinced a particularly nasty saber tooth tiger, named Steven Stuart Seth, to chomp on to the meaty part of her hiney. She let go and the tiger dropped dead on the spot. So you can see that right then and there I invented the whole concept of killing two birds with one stone."


Style: T-Shirt

This classic silhouette is an affordable alternative heavyweight t-shirt for the value-conscious consumer. Rest assured as this t-shirt is pre-shrunk and made from 100% cotton. It also has double-needle stitched bottom and hems for extra durability. Select a design from our marketplace or customize it and unleash your creativity!

Size & Fit

Model is 6’0” and is wearing a medium
Standard fit
Fits true to size
Fabric & Care

5.4 oz. 100% cotton
1x1 rib knit collar and shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Double-needle hem
Machine wash cold




Here lies a vicious saber cat

The hero Steven Stuart Seth

He took a bite of Sally’s butt

Thus died a gruesome death


Dear friend Ugga brought a curse

The hour of my greatest need

Slowly smothering from her love

The Saber’s hunger proved fortuitous indeed


When each night I say my prayers

I fear what might have been

I think kindly of the triple S kitty

Glad it was not me but him

Men's Smitten T

Colors: White