"And to make matters worse, Stinky Stella´s sister, Smelly Sally, went and got that smitten recipe from Ugga and got smitten for me. Gag. She latched on to my left leg and wouldn´t let go. After two days I convinced a particularly nasty saber tooth tiger, named Steven Stuart Seth, to chomp on to the meaty part of her hiney. She let go and the tiger dropped dead on the spot. So you can see that right then and there I invented the whole concept of killing two birds with one stone."
Style: T-Shirt
This classic silhouette is an affordable alternative heavyweight t-shirt for the value-conscious consumer. Rest assured as this t-shirt is pre-shrunk and made from 100% cotton. It also has double-needle stitched bottom and hems for extra durability. Select a design from our marketplace or customize it and unleash your creativity!
Size & Fit
Model is 6’0” and is wearing a medium
Standard fit
Fits true to size
Fabric & Care5.4 oz. 100% cotton
1x1 rib knit collar and shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Double-needle hem
Imported
Machine wash cold
ODE TO A SABER CAT
Here lies a vicious saber cat
The hero Steven Stuart Seth
He took a bite of Sally’s butt
Thus died a gruesome death
Dear friend Ugga brought a curse
The hour of my greatest need
Slowly smothering from her love
The Saber’s hunger proved fortuitous indeed
When each night I say my prayers
I fear what might have been
I think kindly of the triple S kitty
Glad it was not me but him
SKU: P1B1A1
$24.99Price
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Colors: White