"And to make matters worse, Stinky Stella´s sister, Smelly Sally, went and got that smitten recipe from Ugga and got smitten for me. Gag. She latched on to my left leg and wouldn´t let go. After two days I convinced a particularly nasty saber tooth tiger, named Steven Stuart Seth, to chomp on to the meaty part of her hiney. She let go and the tiger dropped dead on the spot. So you can see that right then and there I invented the whole concept of killing two birds with one stone."
 
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ODE TO A SABER CAT
 
Here lies a vicious saber cat
The hero Steven Stuart Seth
He took a bite of Sally’s butt
Thus died a gruesome death
 
Dear friend Ugga brought a curse
The hour of my greatest need
Slowly smothering from her love
The Saber’s hunger proved fortuitous indeed
 
When each night I say my prayers
I fear what might have been
I think kindly of the triple S kitty
Glad it was not me but him