"And to make matters worse, Stinky Stella´s sister, Smelly Sally, went and got that smitten recipe from Ugga and got smitten for me. Gag. She latched on to my left leg and wouldn´t let go. After two days I convinced a particularly nasty saber tooth tiger, named Steven Stuart Seth, to chomp on to the meaty part of her hiney. She let go and the tiger dropped dead on the spot. So you can see that right then and there I invented the whole concept of killing two birds with one stone."


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Available in 11-ounce or 15-ounce
11-ounce: 3.8” h x 3.2” diameter
15-ounce: 4.5” high x 3.4” diameter
Microwave and dishwasher safe
Strong, ceramic construction
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Here lies a vicious saber cat

The hero Steven Stuart Seth

He took a bite of Sally’s butt

Thus died a gruesome death


Dear friend Ugga brought a curse

The hour of my greatest need

Slowly smothering from her love

The Saber’s hunger proved fortuitous indeed


When each night I say my prayers

I fear what might have been

I think kindly of the triple S kitty

Glad it was not me but him

Smitten Coffee Mug

SKU: P10B1A1