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"And to make matters worse, Stinky Stella´s sister, Smelly Sally, went and got that smitten recipe from Ugga and got smitten for me. Gag. She latched on to my left leg and wouldn´t let go. After two days I convinced a particularly nasty saber tooth tiger, named Steven Stuart Seth, to chomp on to the meaty part of her hiney. She let go and the tiger dropped dead on the spot. So you can see that right then and there I invented the whole concept of killing two birds with one stone."

 

Style: Women's Bella+Canvas Spaghetti Strap Tank Top
Soft and comfortable, this baby rib shirt is an all time classic. This silhouette feature a slim fit, rounded neck and spaghetti straps.

Model is 5’7” and wearing a small
Longer body length
Slim
Fits true to size
Fabric & Care

100% combed and ring-spun cotton, 30 single 5.8 oz.
Sideseamed
Machine wash warm, inside out, with like colors
Only non-chlorine bleach, tumble dry low
Medium iron, do not iron decoration
Do not dry clean
Imported

 

ODE TO A SABER CAT

 

Here lies a vicious saber cat

The hero Steven Stuart Seth

He took a bite of Sally’s butt

Thus died a gruesome death

 

Dear friend Ugga brought a curse

The hour of my greatest need

Slowly smothering from her love

The Saber’s hunger proved fortuitous indeed

 

When each night I say my prayers

I fear what might have been

I think kindly of the triple S kitty

Glad it was not me but him

Smitten Ladies Tank

SKU: PD6B2A2
$25.00Price
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