"And to make matters worse, Stinky Stella´s sister, Smelly Sally, went and got that smitten recipe from Ugga and got smitten for me. Gag. She latched on to my left leg and wouldn´t let go. After two days I convinced a particularly nasty saber tooth tiger, named Steven Stuart Seth, to chomp on to the meaty part of her hiney. She let go and the tiger dropped dead on the spot. So you can see that right then and there I invented the whole concept of killing two birds with one stone."


Size: Throw Pillow 16" x 16"

Accent your home with custom pillows from Zazzle and make yourself the envy of the neighborhood. Made from high-quality Simplex knit fabric, these 100% polyester pillows are soft and wrinkle-free. The heavyweight stretch material provides beautiful color definition for your design while also being the perfect complement to your couch!

  • Dimensions: 16" x 16" (square)
  • Simplex knit fabric; 100% polyester; wrinkle-free
  • Hidden zipper enclosure; synthetic-filled insert included
  • Machine washable
  • Made in the USA




Here lies a vicious saber cat

The hero Steven Stuart Seth

He took a bite of Sally’s butt

Thus died a gruesome death


Dear friend Ugga brought a curse

The hour of my greatest need

Slowly smothering from her love

The Saber’s hunger proved fortuitous indeed


When each night I say my prayers

I fear what might have been

I think kindly of the triple S kitty

Glad it was not me but him

Smitten Throw Pillow