“Very bad idea.  In less time than it took for Watermelon Spitter to scratch his …”

“HEY!”   Wife.


“… armpit, hundreds of the thumpers swarmed Zor and thumped him with their shrooms.  Before any of us had time to help, and not that we would have anyway, because he was really, really tone deaf … and did I mention he liked to sing … well anyway it was over in a few seconds.  Poor Zor Por lay there, dazed and beaten with fossilized mushrooms.  His entire naked body, all of it, from his head to his …”



“… toes, was covered in round mushroom welts.  After that Zor Por the Troubadour was known as the Big Thumper.”


Paper Type: Poster (Matte)
Your walls are a reflection of your personality. So let them speak with your favorite quotes, art, or designs printed on our posters! Choose from up to 5 unique paper types and several sizes to create art that’s a perfect representation of you.

45 lb., 7.5 point thick poster paper
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ZPT 20 X 16 Poster

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