Name: Man Killer Bush From Another Planet
aka Death In The Form Of Leaves, Thorns and Fangs
Locaton of Origin: Mushrooms fields in modern Northern California
Type: Carnivorous Perennial
Taxonomy: Magnoliaceae Bigility Crunch
Range: 500 - 1200 Miles
Favorite Food: Inland Taipan Snake
Favorite Quote: “The dumber people think you are, the most surprised they're going to be when you kill them.” ― William Clayton
Shrubbery are not known for being stellar parents. We never knew whether Mankiller’s extraordinary viciousness was because of a tortured toddler life or because he was the member of a plant species, the Smack Bigilty Crunch Bushes, that were bred to savagely eating anything in their path. Either way Mankiller, or Poopsie, as he was known during his formative years, was one of the most feared plants on the planet.
In truth Mankiller was the precusor to Wyle E. Coyote. He was an intellectual with a temper and a large appetite. Fortunately for Mr. Mankiller he was not reliant on ACME for his means of securing a meal.